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B​ä​d B​ä​ngs

by Plägue Mönkey

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written and recorded by Plägue Mönkey 5/9/20 in Jersey City, NJ

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You got Bäd Bängs
Your hair was cut by a hurricane
Woken up by Amber Alert
I think the NY mayor is a jerk
Living my best life under quarantine
I'll be your pink bunny beauty queen
I'm too fat for the bike lane
And these handle bars drive me insane
I'm sick of your new boyfriend
Even though I never met him
I just want you to know that I exist
I clicked all the boxes in your terms of services
Murder Hornets are coming to get me
Life is hard in this pandocracy
I clicked I am not a robot but I'm not sure
I don't know what tik tok is for
Tom Brady blocked me on instagram
Hey Tom Brady that's OK fam
I retweeted Cardi B
But I don't think that she sees me
I got zero followers
But I am not a wallower
I just want you to know that I exist
I can't remember the last time that I got kissed
I even miss the NY Knicks
Somehow they'll get stuck with the 7th pick
Pitchfork will give this zero stars
Like licking all the stools at the Mars Bar
Emmylou Harris makes me cry like a bitch
When she sings Bad Moon Rising I lose it
It's snowing in May
There's no way that is OK
My favorite cam girl's in a private session
My therapist is pregnant but that's a digression
You got bad bangs
In three weeks you can try again
You got bad bangs
In three weeks you can try again
They're going to have my funeral on zoom
But you'll still be trapped in your room
There's vodka in my metamucil
Too bad there's no vaccine for being stupid
Little Richard died today
There's just no way that is OK

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released May 9, 2020

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